Saturday, June 22, 2002

Neverinstores Nights

After 4 days of waiting patiently *yep* I found Neverwinter Nights in Hastings. So they can shove that special order of mine down their cacks; whatever that is, but they can still shove it there. Regardless..... whatever. The last few weeks I've been here, I've been hyping my brother up for Neverwinter Nights. He saw videos of the game being played, he saw screenshots after screenshots. There was nothing of the game he didn't see. So today when we found it, he bought it with his money. It was $54.95 before taxes. I don't know the exact tax rate in Georgia, so I'll just guess it came out to $57.99 after taxes -- sure. So he brings it home, starts installing it. I put on Sakura Diaries to watch for the next hour. I end up falling asleep watching the three episodes -- there was no pr0n at all, just a scrub down by titties, some tittie groping and a guy who's receiving the tittie fun from his COUSIN. Back to the topic at hand, my brother started playing NwN after the movie was over. I wouldn't go anywhere near that room, I didn't need any more spoilers than the people in IRC have spouted off already. So, my brother plays the game for the next two hours before he gets bored and says "I don't like that game." "Why not?" I ask. He says "Because it's not at all like Diablo 2" (which he never plays any more). So I say "I'll buy NwN off you for $40" and he says "Sure". I ask him many times afterward "are you serious?" and it turns out he is, so I get $18 off the game. w00t.

While my brother was playing NwN, my sister called from BC, Canadia. Her totally hot friend, from Winnipeg is visiting her, she's been there for the passed week. The last time I had seen her friend, was about two summers ago, maybe three. And she was still a hottie then; imagine three more years to get even hotter (I'd like to imagine anyway) so you can see how I'd really like to see her again. My sister tells me she had talked with her friend a couple nights before for a few hours, and I was the subject. My sister isn't one to bullshit me, so I had to really question if she was screwing with my mind. She insisted over and over that we have to talk when I get back about her friend, etc etc. I still don't know to believe her or not. Sucks I won't get to see that hottie, my plane that takes me home left today at 2:30pm EST, and here it is 8:55pm EST and I'm still in Georgia. Looks like I'm here another month. So, anyway, I talked to her hottie friend for almost an hour today. She was bugging me about the whole missing out thing, and I really wanted to get off the topic. I didn't want to talk about that stuff in case they were fucking with me and I'd come across as an ass to the hottie friend. 'Oh, he likes me. Haha, I'm just playing him but this is fun' because I've had enough of that. Last time something like that happened... I won't get into it. I talked with the hottie friend, and it was all good. She said it's too bad I'll never get to see her this year and blah blah. When I got off the phone with the hottie friend, my sister wanted to talk to me again. I told her to show the hottie friend some recent pictures of me, especially the ones of me in a tuxedo from prom/graduation. Then my sister goes on to say she's serious and we really have to talk. I play it off like "Pfft, yeah right" and she's all "No shitting you. We have to talk". Hottie friend = 20 years old. WiLD2 = 18 years old. Hrmmm, she's got a boyfriend back in Winnipeg. See, they've got me obsessing about it now. Exactly the game they want me to play, or is it a game? Maybe it's real. OH NO.

-Here's looking at you, babe

Tuesday, June 18, 2002

Koga Ninja Magic, THIRD LEG ATTACK

Igo Ninja Magic Balloon attack counteracts the effects of koga ninja third leg attack. *HUPH* PUFF * HUPH *PUFF* [penis blows up]
Such is a scene from Lady Ninja, a movie I rented out of curiosity. Live action Manga, how corny could you get? It's no where near as good as Iron Monkey 1 or 2, Once Upon a Time in China 1, 2 or 3... It's pretty much at the bottom of the barrel.

Today I spent the latter part of the day driving through town visiting all the stores that might sell computer games, in search of the elusive Neverwinter Nights. Hastings had it in stock, but refused to sell it until tomorrow for fear that "They" will get mad at Hastings for selling it sooner. Circuit City told me they weren't expecting it until "The end of June" which tthe circuit city lady then corrected herself and said "Wednesday (tomorrow) or Saturday". Wal*Mart are a bunch of Cat-Turd burglers and there's no point in asking any one of them. Lastly, K-Mart is full of fucktards, and asking someone in there for some help is like asking "here's a giant monkey wrench, pull my tooth. Please sir, may I have some more." My last resort is charging into Hastings tomorrow morning/early afternoon and grabbing 1 of the 5 copies before they are sold out. 5 copies ordered for the RELEASE of a game?!?! How daft can you be?

-Incomplete ramblings

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