Friday, May 24, 2002

Dry Georgian

I don't know what that means, but it hints I've arrived in Georgia. Today I saw a friend of mine from last year. Last year, she was a hottie, and probably a hottie with big plans. Today when I saw her, she was working in a local grocery market and had gained a small amount of weight. This is something I've avoided at all costs, being stuck in the same old town, working in a small store, not getting anywhere. Now, I'm not saying she's not getting anywhere; she could be working through college, which would be great for her, but statistically...

Tomorrow is another friend's graduation; it'll be a good day tomorrow.

-early to bed, early to rise

Wednesday, May 22, 2002

Double Eww

Yes, girls have an affinity to me... and every time, it ends up being an uber-underaged female. This time it happened to be a 10 year old, and my friend can confirm that. It's her cousin, she'd know; which makes me wonder why she wouldn't stop her before she even started to tell me she was 18 etc. Gross, enough of that.

So, this last week has been fun. I've been out to dinner a couple times, I've visited the Banff Springs Hotel (castle-esque). Very nice place to visit, and expensive to stay even one night, I'm sure. In addition to visiting the hotel, I also got to watch StarWars Episode 2 in the Banff theatre. And the DVDs I've watched... American Pie 2, A Knights Tale, Planet of the Apes, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Titan AE. I'm probably forgetting a couple.

In Lord of the Rings, I've read up to where the Fellowship departs. In fact, they are still upon the steps of the Last Homely House.

OH! Last night, it was raining and raining. I'd never have imagined this late in the season to wake up to 4 inches of snow. May 22!!! SNOW!!??!? It's summer time. I'll be flying away from it tomorrow, 8am I leave. Fun stuff, blog later.

-Freezing my knackers off

Monday, May 20, 2002

Not Stalked

Of course I'm joking about being stalked, it just felt like an appropriate title.

-Wubble-Pop
Stalked

Not to blow my own horn or anything, but young females seem to have an affinity toward me over the internet. Like I was "Truman" fom "The Truman Show" and they were all my fans wanting a piece of me. How true could that be? I mean, if I was the star of my own show... never mind. Anyway, I was chatting with a friend of mine today on MSN. She was visiting her friends in the town were we went to school. She lives in Calgary, she's in BC visting right now. I'm in Canmore, only 40 minutes from Calgary, visiting.

A couple hours after our conversation ended, she started chatting again. Except it wasn't her, but her cousin. So she outright starts flirting and asks me if I'm single. We're both 18, etc. She used the 'heart' icon a few times, then called me sweetcheeks and 'huny' a few times. I showed her a couple pictures of myself, she asked if I wanted to see her. I said 'please' and she responded she'd rather we met in person first, but she did have pictures. So 2 minutes pass and no picture; shortly after, she responds with an excuse why she didn't send (her parent had to use the computer) etc etc.

So, if she doesn't send me a picture before the month is over (and she'd better send a picture if she continues to call me huny and sweetcheeks) then it'll be a month until I see her in person. And then it would be a surprise and could go good, could go bad... and what am I saying? Internet relationships suck, so that's not going to happen. When stuff like this gets thrown at you, it's time to run.

-Run man! RuN!

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