Saturday, March 23, 2002

>_<

Thursday, March 21, 2002

Here it is, another LAZY update. Think these are becoming all too common? Well, it IS my day, all summed up into a tiny conversation.

*** Now talking in #beyondunreal
[ResEvil`Owns> ^_^
*** ResEvil`Owns is now known as WiLD2
[Zaccix> it does? :)
[Zaccix> and you were gonna sell your cube.... :)
[WiLD2> Still am >:-D
[WiLD2> I decided, I could use the $500 more than I could use a console I don't use
[WiLD2> So I'll start researching into DreamCast
[WiLD2> But the movie still owns
[Zaccix> fair enough, although I'd keep the cube, sod it :)
[Zaccix> DC's a kewl machine, tho :)
[WiLD2> :( If I kept the cube, I'd nary afford a GeForce 4 Ti 4400
[WiLD2> But ResEvil owns my nuts. Owns my jacket. Owns me. Owns my $6.50
[Zaccix> lol
[WiLD2> It's the best game to movie adaption I've ever seen
[Zaccix> following PA's example: you've gotta see RE to possibly bring some good karma and fund THE game movie ;)
[WiLD2> It ties in with Nemesis. It even sets the scene for Resident Evil 1 - The Game
[WiLD2> It leads up to how the zombies came about and were released
[WiLD2> plus yuo get to see Mila Jovovich's ****
[WiLD2> ^_^
[WiLD2> if you look reeeaaaaally closely
[WiLD2> There's definately some nipplage, as well, just briefly, but there's nipples

Oh yeah, after the movie I went to my grandparent's place. My Grandma almost killed me with kindness, not like that's out of the ordinary. I don't think I can eat for a week now, either, she kept feeding me stuff. I was supposed to head over to my sister's place but they've been taking their sweet time getting home. Resident Evil was on at 4:30pm, I got to my Grandma's around 6:15pm. There I sat waiting for my sister to call until 10pm where I drove to her place and sat outside waiting for them to come home (waited 30 minutes). I then drove 20 minutes home only to find out that her boyfriend called and said they'd be home any time and still want me over to play GameCube tonight. PS I'll pay for your gas. So, cool, I call them back and I'm still waiting for them to get home and call me back and tell me to get my ass over there. I'm bored, and as you can see, I'm typing in my BLOG before midnight.
OK!!! Another dumbass today. This time it was in IRC. It started off all innocently, but he became really annoying:

*** volcom_freak has joined #beyondunreal
{volcom_freak> hello
{EmptySpace> lo
{volcom_freak> does any onw have a short movie of unreal tournament 2
{volcom_freak> does aneyone have free video stuff of unreal tournament 2 that i can have or downloade from
{volcom_freak> please
{[UW]WiLD2> the topic
{volcom_freak> what do you mean
{[UW]WiLD2> *** Topic is 'ut2.wmv Video Zipped - http://demos.beyondunreal.com/dl.php/demos/ut2wmv.zip | Play PSO, tonight! > http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109329
{[UW]WiLD2> It means, check the topic
{volcom_freak> i am downloading something what am i downloading
* [UW]WiLD2 slaps volcom_freak around a bit with a large trout
{volcom_freak> it took me to a site and now it is downloading something
{[UW]WiLD2> Is english your primary language?
{volcom_freak> sorry i am new to this stuff
{[UW]WiLD2> ut2.wmv Video Zipped - http://demos.beyondunreal.com/dl.php/demos/ut2wmv.zi <-- Obvious the Unreal Tournament 2003 video like it says in teh topic and what you asked for
{[UW]WiLD2> Sorry if I come across as a little "direct"
{EmptySpace> :D

(- See ^^^ I even apologized for coming across rude - but there's more! -)

{volcom_freak> do i downloade to disk ot current location
{[UW]WiLD2> I dunno, never think about it
{volcom_freak> what do you click
{volcom_freak> ?!
{[UW]WiLD2> It comes up "Save as" and you click that
{[UW]WiLD2> Err, "Open" or "Save" yuo want to save
{volcom_freak> ok
{[UW]WiLD2> If you're new to the computer, then I can see you not understading how to download the file. If you're not, then you should know that
{hal> mike, you've never downloaded anything? (- he /whois 'ed the guy -)
{volcom_freak> yes
{volcom_freak> but sometimes it does not work
{volcom_freak> because i never look at if it says downloade to disk ot current location
{[UW]WiLD2> I used to be a nice guy ^_^ Now I'm just an ass. That needs some re-working
{volcom_freak> i just want to do this right ok
{[UW]WiLD2> I need to get laid
{hal> Well, it's a zip file, so it will have to be decompressed from your Hard Drive
{volcom_freak> what do i type to change my name
{[UW]WiLD2> Nope, just click, then save to disk
{volcom_freak> i am new to the program
{[UW]WiLD2> ./nick NAME without the .
{volcom_freak> ./[Hv]RaDon
{volcom_freak> hold on
{[UW]WiLD2> like /nick WiLD2
{volcom_freak> oh
{[UW]WiLD2> ./nick volcom
{BlAcK_PlAgUe22> without the .
*** volcom_freak is now known as [Hv]RaDon
<[Hv]RaDon> thank you
<[UW]WiLD2> no problem
<[Hv]RaDon> how would you like to play unreal tournament against my team
<[UW]WiLD2> RaDon, how long have you been playing UT?
<[Hv]RaDon> hey do you think that if you have time you can write like all the commands and send them to my e-mail
<[Hv]RaDon> i have been playing for about 1 year
<[Hv]RaDon> i like the program
<[UW]WiLD2> This your first time in IRC at all?
<[Hv]RaDon> but i need to learn the commands
<[Hv]RaDon> yes it is
<[UW]WiLD2> what program? UT or IRC?
<[Hv]RaDon> irc
<[UW]WiLD2> You're confusing ^_^
<[UW]WiLD2> what IRC program? dIRC, mIRC, bozIRC, utIRC ?
<[Hv]RaDon> this is my first time at mirc
<[UW]WiLD2> ok
<[UW]WiLD2> mIRC has a huge help file and search system that would answer all your command questions
<[Hv]RaDon> and i would like it if you could type the commands you know and send them to my e-mail
<[Hv]RaDon> i want to learn all the cool commands like how to make it where the other people can not talk and all those cool things
<[UW]WiLD2> Channel operator commands? It's in the right click
<[UW]WiLD2> And you have to be an Operator to kick, ban, moderate, voice, etc
<[Hv]RaDon> ok thank you
<[Hv]RaDon> i just printed all the commands out
<[Hv]RaDon> so do you want to play my team
<[UW]WiLD2> Depends, you haven't presented yourself yet. Are you DM, TDM, CTF, DOM, Assault?
<[UW]WiLD2> What ladders are you on, etc
<[UW]WiLD2> What your IRC channel is
<[Hv]RaDon> ctf
<[UW]WiLD2> 3v3, 4v4, or 5v5
<[Hv]RaDon> svs,2v2
<[Hv]RaDon> 3v3
<[Hv]RaDon> 2v2
<[UW]WiLD2> European or American?
<[Hv]RaDon> it is done downloading what do i open it with
<[Hv]RaDon> american
<[UW]WiLD2> You use WinZip/Rar/Ace and unzip it
<[UW]WiLD2> If you've had UT for a year, and a computer longer, and an Internet connection for just as long, you'd know already ;-)
* [UW]WiLD2 shudders at the thought of RaDon turning out to be just another Neo-Matrix
* EmptySpace screams in horror
<[UW]WiLD2> SHRIEEEEK
<[Hv]RaDon> my win zip does not work sometimes so i have to use other thigs
<[UW]WiLD2> Yay, I finally get to visit Dransik Prison
<[UW]WiLD2> Wonder if when I enter, I can ever leave
<[Hv]RaDon> thank you the movie was cool
<[UW]WiLD2> it sure is
<[Hv]RaDon> so do you want to play
<[Hv]RaDon> i will play you one on one right now
<[UW]WiLD2> Heh, youdon't sound like you even have UT
<[Hv]RaDon> yes
<[Hv]RaDon> i
<[Hv]RaDon> do
<[Hv]RaDon> are you afraid
<[Hv]RaDon> i think so
<[UW]WiLD2> LMFAO ^_^
<[Hv]RaDon> lets play right now then
<[Hv]RaDon> one on onw
<[Hv]RaDon> one on one
{EmptySpace> lol... couldn't even spell it right first :)
<[UW]WiLD2> Damn, nobody plays UT anymore, though
<[UW]WiLD2> ES, when was the last time you played UnrealTournament?
{EmptySpace> Probably about a month ago
{EmptySpace> But I had only played like a game or two
<[UW]WiLD2> You have a server RaDon?
<[UW]WiLD2> This might be fun
<[UW]WiLD2> It'll be DM
<[Hv]RaDon> no you can make one or i will make one i do not care
<[UW]WiLD2> Crap, I don't have a server any more. BluesB0t is down
<[UW]WiLD2> And I don't want to look for a server
<[Hv]RaDon> i will make one hold on
<[UW]WiLD2> Might as well got back to playing Tribes 2
<[Hv]RaDon> brb'
(I load up UT)
*** [RSU]WiLD2 has joined #beyondunreal
<[RSU]WiLD2> There
<[RSU]WiLD2> Did I miss anything?
* [RSU]WiLD2 imagines RaDon configuring a Quake2 server
{EmptySpace> nah
<[RSU]WiLD2> Either Deck, Phobos, Malevolence or Liandri
{EmptySpace> He said he's making a server
<[RSU]WiLD2> thus what I said
<[RSU]WiLD2> This might be enjoyable, unless it's KingLao aliasing
* [RSU]WiLD2 waits patiently
* [RSU]WiLD2 waits not so patiently
<[RSU]WiLD2> His first day with a computer, internet connection and Unreal Tournament. Can't blame him ;-)
<[RSU]WiLD2> Of course I'm just jerking him around
<[RSU]WiLD2> If you need to, I can host it on my computer good enough. I've hosted it with many people before
<[RSU]WiLD2> {/monologue}
*** [Hv]RaDon has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<[RSU]WiLD2> heh :(
{EmptySpace> lol
{EmptySpace> j00 = used :D
<[RSU]WiLD2> So here I am in UT for no reason
*** [RSU]WiLD2 has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(- That's where I close UT because n00ber left -)
<[UW]WiLD2> the good old /exit command
*** [Hv]RaDon has joined #beyondunreal
<[UW]WiLD2> bah, I was waiting in UT for you
{EmptySpace> Lookie who's back ;D
*** [RSU]WiLD2 has joined #beyondunreal
<[RSU]WiLD2> Did I miss anything other than "lookie who's back" ?
{EmptySpace> some moron named [RSU]WiLD2 joined
{EmptySpace> but that's about it
{EmptySpace> ;)
<[RSU]WiLD2> ok
<[RSU]WiLD2> RSU... how'd that get there
<[RSU]WiLD2> weird
*** [RSU]WiLD2 is now known as [BaD]WiLD2
<[BaD]WiLD2> RaDon, you know what you are doing?
* EmptySpace refrains from guessing
<[BaD]WiLD2> I'm guessing so, because you've hosted all your clan practices on your computer
<[BaD]WiLD2> for the last year that you've had UT
<[Hv]RaDon> go to 195.149.21.22:7807 i will be waiting for you
<[BaD]WiLD2> k
<[Hv]RaDon> see you there
<[Hv]RaDon> bye
<[BaD]WiLD2> unreal://195.149.21.22:7807
<[BaD]WiLD2> would be nice in that format ^^

(- High speed All Face CTF server (how noobish) 15 minutes pass. Me vs him and another guy. I bring the score up 1 - 3. More people join. WTF happened to the 1v1 he said he promised? Hey, what happened to him hosting the server? My team wins by a large margin -)

<[Hv]RaDon> i do not play everyday like you
<[Hv]RaDon> computer nerd
<[BaD]WiLD2> So, where's the game?
<[BaD]WiLD2> I haven't played this for a month (- this is obviously a fabrication. I played a few days ago for a whole 20 minutes and a week before that for a whole 40 -)
<[BaD]WiLD2> You said we'd have a 1v1
<[BaD]WiLD2> and that you would make a server
<[BaD]WiLD2> neither of those happened
<[Hv]RaDon> so
<[Hv]RaDon> you won
<[BaD]WiLD2> hardly
<[BaD]WiLD2> it turned out to be a CTF game
* Pephisbubbling opens a pron page with wild's favorite section: teeny tits!
<[BaD]WiLD2> yay
<[BaD]WiLD2> ^_^
<[Hv]RaDon> i told you it would be
<[BaD]WiLD2> RaDon, want another game?
<[BaD]WiLD2> No, you only said "1v1"
<[Hv]RaDon> in a munite
<[BaD]WiLD2> We need an all Deck 1v1 DM server
<[Hv]RaDon> ok
<[BaD]WiLD2> or whatever you want to pick

(- Time passes and I get tired of waiting -)

<[UW]WiLD2> RaDon, I found a server
<[Hv]RaDon> what is it
<[BaD]WiLD2> unreal://209.202.72.69:8110
<[Hv]RaDon> ok
*** [Hv]RaDon has left #beyondunreal
<[BaD]WiLD2> .. :-[
<[BaD]WiLD2> He's beginning to be a pain
*** [Hv]RaDon has joined #beyondunreal
<[Hv]RaDon> how do i make my own channel that will stay up for ever
<[Hv]RaDon> where do i go
<[UW]WiLD2> RaDon, we were supposed to play another game... >:-|
<[Hv]RaDon> i kniw i am doing something

So there you have it, folks. Another person that is on his way to earning a Darwin Award. The stupid git.

Wednesday, March 20, 2002

I had an awesome dream this morning just as I was waking up. I dreamt that I was a Canadian soldier in a Canadian infantry unit kicking some serious Nazi ass in the "hold the bridge/town" level of Day of Defeat 2 point Oh. I got in shit because I fell asleep when I was supposed to direct my attention to some spoiled-boy seargant of some sort. So I quickly polished my boots and jumped back into battle, but this time as Spiderman!!!
Well, there were three spiderman's. I was probably moreso the Ben Reilly of Spidermans. The clone, or something. The other spiderman was Spiderman 2000, I believe, or whatever the "future" spiderman is from the comics. That strays from the real path of Parker's life, so I don't even consider it. And the third Spidey was the man himself. Peter Parker. We swung/crawled through the level webbing up Nazis and generally making a good time of dodgine bullets. There is no better feeling than swinging through a city, or crawling around buildings. Well, perhaps having the super-hero ability to fly. Or, even better, sexorizing while flying.

Monday, March 18, 2002

Well, Blog was down today when I needed it the most. No rant from me, I forget it already. It was about Dransik, again, anyway. Some cake-ass accused me of stealing his loot. I had walked passed his loot and stood next to the castle wall. I'm a green monk. A green wizard walks up to his loot, picks it up and makes off with it. If I were stealing, I'd have run off with the loot. So the dumbass comes up to me and demands I give him his money (19 gold coins from a kobold). I told him it wasn't me who took it. He went on and on how he saw that I had taken it because his corpse was still next to it and he hadn't clicked to respawn yet. He gave in, I didn't steal it. He sulked off but not before calling me a loser. I helped the sumbitch. I told him who to look for. Ass.

Sunday, March 17, 2002

Dransik, a MMORPG Ultima 1 clone has recently caught my attention. I decided I'd help out a fellow player. Never again, he turned out to be an ass. Pasted from the game, into IRC, where I expressed my dislike:

{WiLD`dransik> ****ing no-good whining prat *****es
{WiLD`dransik> kwacha: No
{WiLD`dransik> kwacha: Don't vulture
{WiLD`dransik> Wangus: Vulture?
{WiLD`dransik> kwacha: That's a bannable offence
{WiLD`dransik> Wangus: And vulture is...?
{WiLD`dransik> kwacha: Stealing other people's kills
{WiLD`dransik> Wangus: That's called helping in "real life"
{WiLD`dransik> kwacha: Baaaaad Monk
{boo-shem-ee> o_0
{WiLD`dransik> **** that. I'm not helping anyone ever again

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