Rhymes with TOAD

So, I've been listening to a lot of System of a Down lately. So much that I've memorized all the words to "Toxicity" and most of the words to "Chop Suey". I've checked with lyrics.com to confirm what I've been lip-synching and it was pretty close. "New, what do you own the world? How can you own disorder? Disorder?" I was actually singing as "No! Nobody else on the world! Nobody else on the sidelines! The sidelines", but I got that cleared up.

Tomorrow I'm supposed to be "having fun" at WhiteWater, Georgia's water park. Girls in bikinis, sure that should be fun. Well, can you spell "guy (me) in flimsy shorts surrounded by eye candy"? 8am I'll be there. Yikes. Don't know when I'll be back, but I think we're all going to make a day of it.

My mom's friend brought over her step-daughter last week. I met her, we exchanged greetings, then sat 15 feet from each other for 30 minutes not saying a word, just listening to the parents conversation. Word gets back to me from my mother, who spoke to her friend, that her step-daughter thinks I'm hot. She's supposed to be stopping by some day after she gets off work, which will be nice. Then we can talk. She works at a nursery, which I keep mistaking as an old folks home. *Reminder: Nursing Home == old folks home. Nursery == plants.

Let's lay out in the sun tomorrow and get burnt