Earlybird gets his worm... caught in his zipper

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I thought that was a rather clever play of words, too. It's 7:45am and I've been awake for 45 minutes. The wailing of my alarm clock, as it does most every other morning, causes an involuntary reaction that usually consists of me frantically pressing buttons in an attempt to MAKE IT STOP. Class starts in 45 minutes, and they'll all be over in 7:30 hours. 3 hours of morning classes, a two hour lunch break (that totals 5 hours) and a 2 hour class. 20 oz of coffee this morning? Yes, I think I might. Hazelnut Vanilla? Pacific Roast? Something else caffeinated?

-Anything Caffeinated