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{volcom_freak> hello
{EmptySpace> lo
{volcom_freak> does any onw have a short movie of unreal tournament 2
{volcom_freak> does aneyone have free video stuff of unreal tournament 2 that i can have or downloade from
{volcom_freak> please
{[UW]WiLD2> the topic
{volcom_freak> what do you mean
{[UW]WiLD2> *** Topic is 'ut2.wmv Video Zipped - http://demos.beyondunreal.com/dl.php/demos/ut2wmv.zip | Play PSO, tonight! > http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109329
{[UW]WiLD2> It means, check the topic
{volcom_freak> i am downloading something what am i downloading
* [UW]WiLD2 slaps volcom_freak around a bit with a large trout
{volcom_freak> it took me to a site and now it is downloading something
{[UW]WiLD2> Is english your primary language?
{volcom_freak> sorry i am new to this stuff
{[UW]WiLD2> ut2.wmv Video Zipped - http://demos.beyondunreal.com/dl.php/demos/ut2wmv.zi <-- Obvious the Unreal Tournament 2003 video like it says in teh topic and what you asked for
{[UW]WiLD2> Sorry if I come across as a little "direct"
{EmptySpace> :D
(- See ^^^ I even apologized for coming across rude - but there's more! -)
{volcom_freak> do i downloade to disk ot current location
{[UW]WiLD2> I dunno, never think about it
{volcom_freak> what do you click
{volcom_freak> ?!
{[UW]WiLD2> It comes up "Save as" and you click that
{[UW]WiLD2> Err, "Open" or "Save" yuo want to save
{volcom_freak> ok
{[UW]WiLD2> If you're new to the computer, then I can see you not understading how to download the file. If you're not, then you should know that
{hal> mike, you've never downloaded anything? (- he /whois 'ed the guy -)
{volcom_freak> yes
{volcom_freak> but sometimes it does not work
{volcom_freak> because i never look at if it says downloade to disk ot current location
{[UW]WiLD2> I used to be a nice guy ^_^ Now I'm just an ass. That needs some re-working
{volcom_freak> i just want to do this right ok
{[UW]WiLD2> I need to get laid
{hal> Well, it's a zip file, so it will have to be decompressed from your Hard Drive
{volcom_freak> what do i type to change my name
{[UW]WiLD2> Nope, just click, then save to disk
{volcom_freak> i am new to the program
{[UW]WiLD2> ./nick NAME without the .
{volcom_freak> ./[Hv]RaDon
{volcom_freak> hold on
{[UW]WiLD2> like /nick WiLD2
{volcom_freak> oh
{[UW]WiLD2> ./nick volcom
{BlAcK_PlAgUe22> without the .
*** volcom_freak is now known as [Hv]RaDon
<[Hv]RaDon> thank you
<[UW]WiLD2> no problem
<[Hv]RaDon> how would you like to play unreal tournament against my team
<[UW]WiLD2> RaDon, how long have you been playing UT?
<[Hv]RaDon> hey do you think that if you have time you can write like all the commands and send them to my e-mail
<[Hv]RaDon> i have been playing for about 1 year
<[Hv]RaDon> i like the program
<[UW]WiLD2> This your first time in IRC at all?
<[Hv]RaDon> but i need to learn the commands
<[Hv]RaDon> yes it is
<[UW]WiLD2> what program? UT or IRC?
<[Hv]RaDon> irc
<[UW]WiLD2> You're confusing ^_^
<[UW]WiLD2> what IRC program? dIRC, mIRC, bozIRC, utIRC ?
<[Hv]RaDon> this is my first time at mirc
<[UW]WiLD2> ok
<[UW]WiLD2> mIRC has a huge help file and search system that would answer all your command questions
<[Hv]RaDon> and i would like it if you could type the commands you know and send them to my e-mail
<[Hv]RaDon> i want to learn all the cool commands like how to make it where the other people can not talk and all those cool things
<[UW]WiLD2> Channel operator commands? It's in the right click
<[UW]WiLD2> And you have to be an Operator to kick, ban, moderate, voice, etc
<[Hv]RaDon> ok thank you
<[Hv]RaDon> i just printed all the commands out
<[Hv]RaDon> so do you want to play my team
<[UW]WiLD2> Depends, you haven't presented yourself yet. Are you DM, TDM, CTF, DOM, Assault?
<[UW]WiLD2> What ladders are you on, etc
<[UW]WiLD2> What your IRC channel is
<[Hv]RaDon> ctf
<[UW]WiLD2> 3v3, 4v4, or 5v5
<[Hv]RaDon> svs,2v2
<[Hv]RaDon> 3v3
<[Hv]RaDon> 2v2
<[UW]WiLD2> European or American?
<[Hv]RaDon> it is done downloading what do i open it with
<[Hv]RaDon> american
<[UW]WiLD2> You use WinZip/Rar/Ace and unzip it
<[UW]WiLD2> If you've had UT for a year, and a computer longer, and an Internet connection for just as long, you'd know already ;-)
* [UW]WiLD2 shudders at the thought of RaDon turning out to be just another Neo-Matrix
* EmptySpace screams in horror
<[UW]WiLD2>
<[Hv]RaDon> my win zip does not work sometimes so i have to use other thigs
<[UW]WiLD2> Yay, I finally get to visit Dransik Prison
<[UW]WiLD2> Wonder if when I enter, I can ever leave
<[Hv]RaDon> thank you the movie was cool
<[UW]WiLD2> it sure is
<[Hv]RaDon> so do you want to play
<[Hv]RaDon> i will play you one on one right now
<[UW]WiLD2> Heh, youdon't sound like you even have UT
<[Hv]RaDon> yes
<[Hv]RaDon> i
<[Hv]RaDon> do
<[Hv]RaDon> are you afraid
<[Hv]RaDon> i think so
<[UW]WiLD2> LMFAO ^_^
<[Hv]RaDon> lets play right now then
<[Hv]RaDon> one on onw
<[Hv]RaDon> one on one
{EmptySpace> lol... couldn't even spell it right first :)
<[UW]WiLD2> Damn, nobody plays UT anymore, though
<[UW]WiLD2> ES, when was the last time you played UnrealTournament?
{EmptySpace> Probably about a month ago
{EmptySpace> But I had only played like a game or two
<[UW]WiLD2> You have a server RaDon?
<[UW]WiLD2> This might be fun
<[UW]WiLD2> It'll be DM
<[Hv]RaDon> no you can make one or i will make one i do not care
<[UW]WiLD2> Crap, I don't have a server any more. BluesB0t is down
<[UW]WiLD2> And I don't want to look for a server
<[Hv]RaDon> i will make one hold on
<[UW]WiLD2> Might as well got back to playing Tribes 2
<[Hv]RaDon> brb'
(I load up UT)
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<[RSU]WiLD2> There
<[RSU]WiLD2> Did I miss anything?
* [RSU]WiLD2 imagines RaDon configuring a Quake2 server
{EmptySpace> nah
<[RSU]WiLD2> Either Deck, Phobos, Malevolence or Liandri
{EmptySpace> He said he's making a server
<[RSU]WiLD2> thus what I said
<[RSU]WiLD2> This might be enjoyable, unless it's KingLao aliasing
* [RSU]WiLD2 waits patiently
* [RSU]WiLD2 waits not so patiently
<[RSU]WiLD2> His first day with a computer, internet connection and Unreal Tournament. Can't blame him ;-)
<[RSU]WiLD2> Of course I'm just jerking him around
<[RSU]WiLD2> If you need to, I can host it on my computer good enough. I've hosted it with many people before
<[RSU]WiLD2> {/monologue}
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<[RSU]WiLD2> heh :(
{EmptySpace> lol
{EmptySpace> j00 = used :D
<[RSU]WiLD2> So here I am in UT for no reason
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(- That's where I close UT because n00ber left -)
<[UW]WiLD2> the good old /exit command
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<[UW]WiLD2> bah, I was waiting in UT for you
{EmptySpace> Lookie who's back ;D
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<[RSU]WiLD2> Did I miss anything other than "lookie who's back" ?
{EmptySpace> some moron named [RSU]WiLD2 joined
{EmptySpace> but that's about it
{EmptySpace> ;)
<[RSU]WiLD2> ok
<[RSU]WiLD2> RSU... how'd that get there
<[RSU]WiLD2> weird
*** [RSU]WiLD2 is now known as [BaD]WiLD2
<[BaD]WiLD2> RaDon, you know what you are doing?
* EmptySpace refrains from guessing
<[BaD]WiLD2> I'm guessing so, because you've hosted all your clan practices on your computer
<[BaD]WiLD2> for the last year that you've had UT
<[Hv]RaDon> go to 195.149.21.22:7807 i will be waiting for you
<[BaD]WiLD2> k
<[Hv]RaDon> see you there
<[Hv]RaDon> bye
<[BaD]WiLD2> unreal://195.149.21.22:7807
<[BaD]WiLD2> would be nice in that format ^^
(- High speed All Face CTF server (how noobish) 15 minutes pass. Me vs him and another guy. I bring the score up 1 - 3. More people join. WTF happened to the 1v1 he said he promised? Hey, what happened to him hosting the server? My team wins by a large margin -)
<[Hv]RaDon> i do not play everyday like you
<[Hv]RaDon> computer nerd
<[BaD]WiLD2> So, where's the game?
<[BaD]WiLD2> I haven't played this for a month (- this is obviously a fabrication. I played a few days ago for a whole 20 minutes and a week before that for a whole 40 -)
<[BaD]WiLD2> You said we'd have a 1v1
<[BaD]WiLD2> and that you would make a server
<[BaD]WiLD2> neither of those happened
<[Hv]RaDon> so
<[Hv]RaDon> you won
<[BaD]WiLD2> hardly
<[BaD]WiLD2> it turned out to be a CTF game
* Pephisbubbling opens a pron page with wild's favorite section: teeny tits!
<[BaD]WiLD2> yay
<[BaD]WiLD2> ^_^
<[Hv]RaDon> i told you it would be
<[BaD]WiLD2> RaDon, want another game?
<[BaD]WiLD2> No, you only said "1v1"
<[Hv]RaDon> in a munite
<[BaD]WiLD2> We need an all Deck 1v1 DM server
<[Hv]RaDon> ok
<[BaD]WiLD2> or whatever you want to pick
(- Time passes and I get tired of waiting -)
<[UW]WiLD2> RaDon, I found a server
<[Hv]RaDon> what is it
<[BaD]WiLD2> unreal://209.202.72.69:8110
<[Hv]RaDon> ok
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<[BaD]WiLD2> .. :-[
<[BaD]WiLD2> He's beginning to be a pain
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<[Hv]RaDon> how do i make my own channel that will stay up for ever
<[Hv]RaDon> where do i go
<[UW]WiLD2> RaDon, we were supposed to play another game... >:-|
<[Hv]RaDon> i kniw i am doing something
So there you have it, folks. Another person that is on his way to earning a Darwin Award. The stupid git.
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