>_<

Here it is, another LAZY update. Think these are becoming all too common? Well, it IS my day, all summed up into a tiny conversation.

*** Now talking in #beyondunreal
[ResEvil`Owns> ^_^
*** ResEvil`Owns is now known as WiLD2
[Zaccix> it does? :)
[Zaccix> and you were gonna sell your cube.... :)
[WiLD2> Still am >:-D
[WiLD2> I decided, I could use the $500 more than I could use a console I don't use
[WiLD2> So I'll start researching into DreamCast
[WiLD2> But the movie still owns
[Zaccix> fair enough, although I'd keep the cube, sod it :)
[Zaccix> DC's a kewl machine, tho :)
[WiLD2> :( If I kept the cube, I'd nary afford a GeForce 4 Ti 4400
[WiLD2> But ResEvil owns my nuts. Owns my jacket. Owns me. Owns my $6.50
[Zaccix> lol
[WiLD2> It's the best game to movie adaption I've ever seen
[Zaccix> following PA's example: you've gotta see RE to possibly bring some good karma and fund THE game movie ;)
[WiLD2> It ties in with Nemesis. It even sets the scene for Resident Evil 1 - The Game
[WiLD2> It leads up to how the zombies came about and were released
[WiLD2> plus yuo get to see Mila Jovovich's ****
[WiLD2> ^_^
[WiLD2> if you look reeeaaaaally closely
[WiLD2> There's definately some nipplage, as well, just briefly, but there's nipples

Oh yeah, after the movie I went to my grandparent's place. My Grandma almost killed me with kindness, not like that's out of the ordinary. I don't think I can eat for a week now, either, she kept feeding me stuff. I was supposed to head over to my sister's place but they've been taking their sweet time getting home. Resident Evil was on at 4:30pm, I got to my Grandma's around 6:15pm. There I sat waiting for my sister to call until 10pm where I drove to her place and sat outside waiting for them to come home (waited 30 minutes). I then drove 20 minutes home only to find out that her boyfriend called and said they'd be home any time and still want me over to play GameCube tonight. PS I'll pay for your gas. So, cool, I call them back and I'm still waiting for them to get home and call me back and tell me to get my ass over there. I'm bored, and as you can see, I'm typing in my BLOG before midnight.

OK!!! Another dumbass today. This time it was in IRC. It started off all innocently, but he became really annoying:

*** volcom_freak has joined #beyondunreal
{volcom_freak> hello
{EmptySpace> lo
{volcom_freak> does any onw have a short movie of unreal tournament 2
{volcom_freak> does aneyone have free video stuff of unreal tournament 2 that i can have or downloade from
{volcom_freak> please
{[UW]WiLD2> the topic
{volcom_freak> what do you mean
{[UW]WiLD2> *** Topic is 'ut2.wmv Video Zipped - http://demos.beyondunreal.com/dl.php/demos/ut2wmv.zip | Play PSO, tonight! > http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109329
{[UW]WiLD2> It means, check the topic
{volcom_freak> i am downloading something what am i downloading
* [UW]WiLD2 slaps volcom_freak around a bit with a large trout
{volcom_freak> it took me to a site and now it is downloading something
{[UW]WiLD2> Is english your primary language?
{volcom_freak> sorry i am new to this stuff
{[UW]WiLD2> ut2.wmv Video Zipped - http://demos.beyondunreal.com/dl.php/demos/ut2wmv.zi <-- Obvious the Unreal Tournament 2003 video like it says in teh topic and what you asked for
{[UW]WiLD2> Sorry if I come across as a little "direct"
{EmptySpace> :D

(- See ^^^ I even apologized for coming across rude - but there's more! -)

{volcom_freak> do i downloade to disk ot current location
{[UW]WiLD2> I dunno, never think about it
{volcom_freak> what do you click
{volcom_freak> ?!
{[UW]WiLD2> It comes up "Save as" and you click that
{[UW]WiLD2> Err, "Open" or "Save" yuo want to save
{volcom_freak> ok
{[UW]WiLD2> If you're new to the computer, then I can see you not understading how to download the file. If you're not, then you should know that
{hal> mike, you've never downloaded anything? (- he /whois 'ed the guy -)
{volcom_freak> yes
{volcom_freak> but sometimes it does not work
{volcom_freak> because i never look at if it says downloade to disk ot current location
{[UW]WiLD2> I used to be a nice guy ^_^ Now I'm just an ass. That needs some re-working
{volcom_freak> i just want to do this right ok
{[UW]WiLD2> I need to get laid
{hal> Well, it's a zip file, so it will have to be decompressed from your Hard Drive
{volcom_freak> what do i type to change my name
{[UW]WiLD2> Nope, just click, then save to disk
{volcom_freak> i am new to the program
{[UW]WiLD2> ./nick NAME without the .
{volcom_freak> ./[Hv]RaDon
{volcom_freak> hold on
{[UW]WiLD2> like /nick WiLD2
{volcom_freak> oh
{[UW]WiLD2> ./nick volcom
{BlAcK_PlAgUe22> without the .
*** volcom_freak is now known as [Hv]RaDon
<[Hv]RaDon> thank you
<[UW]WiLD2> no problem
<[Hv]RaDon> how would you like to play unreal tournament against my team
<[UW]WiLD2> RaDon, how long have you been playing UT?
<[Hv]RaDon> hey do you think that if you have time you can write like all the commands and send them to my e-mail
<[Hv]RaDon> i have been playing for about 1 year
<[Hv]RaDon> i like the program
<[UW]WiLD2> This your first time in IRC at all?
<[Hv]RaDon> but i need to learn the commands
<[Hv]RaDon> yes it is
<[UW]WiLD2> what program? UT or IRC?
<[Hv]RaDon> irc
<[UW]WiLD2> You're confusing ^_^
<[UW]WiLD2> what IRC program? dIRC, mIRC, bozIRC, utIRC ?
<[Hv]RaDon> this is my first time at mirc
<[UW]WiLD2> ok
<[UW]WiLD2> mIRC has a huge help file and search system that would answer all your command questions
<[Hv]RaDon> and i would like it if you could type the commands you know and send them to my e-mail
<[Hv]RaDon> i want to learn all the cool commands like how to make it where the other people can not talk and all those cool things
<[UW]WiLD2> Channel operator commands? It's in the right click
<[UW]WiLD2> And you have to be an Operator to kick, ban, moderate, voice, etc
<[Hv]RaDon> ok thank you
<[Hv]RaDon> i just printed all the commands out
<[Hv]RaDon> so do you want to play my team
<[UW]WiLD2> Depends, you haven't presented yourself yet. Are you DM, TDM, CTF, DOM, Assault?
<[UW]WiLD2> What ladders are you on, etc
<[UW]WiLD2> What your IRC channel is
<[Hv]RaDon> ctf
<[UW]WiLD2> 3v3, 4v4, or 5v5
<[Hv]RaDon> svs,2v2
<[Hv]RaDon> 3v3
<[Hv]RaDon> 2v2
<[UW]WiLD2> European or American?
<[Hv]RaDon> it is done downloading what do i open it with
<[Hv]RaDon> american
<[UW]WiLD2> You use WinZip/Rar/Ace and unzip it
<[UW]WiLD2> If you've had UT for a year, and a computer longer, and an Internet connection for just as long, you'd know already ;-)
* [UW]WiLD2 shudders at the thought of RaDon turning out to be just another Neo-Matrix
* EmptySpace screams in horror
<[UW]WiLD2> SHRIEEEEK
<[Hv]RaDon> my win zip does not work sometimes so i have to use other thigs
<[UW]WiLD2> Yay, I finally get to visit Dransik Prison
<[UW]WiLD2> Wonder if when I enter, I can ever leave
<[Hv]RaDon> thank you the movie was cool
<[UW]WiLD2> it sure is
<[Hv]RaDon> so do you want to play
<[Hv]RaDon> i will play you one on one right now
<[UW]WiLD2> Heh, youdon't sound like you even have UT
<[Hv]RaDon> yes
<[Hv]RaDon> i
<[Hv]RaDon> do
<[Hv]RaDon> are you afraid
<[Hv]RaDon> i think so
<[UW]WiLD2> LMFAO ^_^
<[Hv]RaDon> lets play right now then
<[Hv]RaDon> one on onw
<[Hv]RaDon> one on one
{EmptySpace> lol... couldn't even spell it right first :)
<[UW]WiLD2> Damn, nobody plays UT anymore, though
<[UW]WiLD2> ES, when was the last time you played UnrealTournament?
{EmptySpace> Probably about a month ago
{EmptySpace> But I had only played like a game or two
<[UW]WiLD2> You have a server RaDon?
<[UW]WiLD2> This might be fun
<[UW]WiLD2> It'll be DM
<[Hv]RaDon> no you can make one or i will make one i do not care
<[UW]WiLD2> Crap, I don't have a server any more. BluesB0t is down
<[UW]WiLD2> And I don't want to look for a server
<[Hv]RaDon> i will make one hold on
<[UW]WiLD2> Might as well got back to playing Tribes 2
<[Hv]RaDon> brb'
(I load up UT)
*** [RSU]WiLD2 has joined #beyondunreal
<[RSU]WiLD2> There
<[RSU]WiLD2> Did I miss anything?
* [RSU]WiLD2 imagines RaDon configuring a Quake2 server
{EmptySpace> nah
<[RSU]WiLD2> Either Deck, Phobos, Malevolence or Liandri
{EmptySpace> He said he's making a server
<[RSU]WiLD2> thus what I said
<[RSU]WiLD2> This might be enjoyable, unless it's KingLao aliasing
* [RSU]WiLD2 waits patiently
* [RSU]WiLD2 waits not so patiently
<[RSU]WiLD2> His first day with a computer, internet connection and Unreal Tournament. Can't blame him ;-)
<[RSU]WiLD2> Of course I'm just jerking him around
<[RSU]WiLD2> If you need to, I can host it on my computer good enough. I've hosted it with many people before
<[RSU]WiLD2> {/monologue}
*** [Hv]RaDon has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<[RSU]WiLD2> heh :(
{EmptySpace> lol
{EmptySpace> j00 = used :D
<[RSU]WiLD2> So here I am in UT for no reason
*** [RSU]WiLD2 has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(- That's where I close UT because n00ber left -)
<[UW]WiLD2> the good old /exit command
*** [Hv]RaDon has joined #beyondunreal
<[UW]WiLD2> bah, I was waiting in UT for you
{EmptySpace> Lookie who's back ;D
*** [RSU]WiLD2 has joined #beyondunreal
<[RSU]WiLD2> Did I miss anything other than "lookie who's back" ?
{EmptySpace> some moron named [RSU]WiLD2 joined
{EmptySpace> but that's about it
{EmptySpace> ;)
<[RSU]WiLD2> ok
<[RSU]WiLD2> RSU... how'd that get there
<[RSU]WiLD2> weird
*** [RSU]WiLD2 is now known as [BaD]WiLD2
<[BaD]WiLD2> RaDon, you know what you are doing?
* EmptySpace refrains from guessing
<[BaD]WiLD2> I'm guessing so, because you've hosted all your clan practices on your computer
<[BaD]WiLD2> for the last year that you've had UT
<[Hv]RaDon> go to 195.149.21.22:7807 i will be waiting for you
<[BaD]WiLD2> k
<[Hv]RaDon> see you there
<[Hv]RaDon> bye
<[BaD]WiLD2> unreal://195.149.21.22:7807
<[BaD]WiLD2> would be nice in that format ^^

(- High speed All Face CTF server (how noobish) 15 minutes pass. Me vs him and another guy. I bring the score up 1 - 3. More people join. WTF happened to the 1v1 he said he promised? Hey, what happened to him hosting the server? My team wins by a large margin -)

<[Hv]RaDon> i do not play everyday like you
<[Hv]RaDon> computer nerd
<[BaD]WiLD2> So, where's the game?
<[BaD]WiLD2> I haven't played this for a month (- this is obviously a fabrication. I played a few days ago for a whole 20 minutes and a week before that for a whole 40 -)
<[BaD]WiLD2> You said we'd have a 1v1
<[BaD]WiLD2> and that you would make a server
<[BaD]WiLD2> neither of those happened
<[Hv]RaDon> so
<[Hv]RaDon> you won
<[BaD]WiLD2> hardly
<[BaD]WiLD2> it turned out to be a CTF game
* Pephisbubbling opens a pron page with wild's favorite section: teeny tits!
<[BaD]WiLD2> yay
<[BaD]WiLD2> ^_^
<[Hv]RaDon> i told you it would be
<[BaD]WiLD2> RaDon, want another game?
<[BaD]WiLD2> No, you only said "1v1"
<[Hv]RaDon> in a munite
<[BaD]WiLD2> We need an all Deck 1v1 DM server
<[Hv]RaDon> ok
<[BaD]WiLD2> or whatever you want to pick

(- Time passes and I get tired of waiting -)

<[UW]WiLD2> RaDon, I found a server
<[Hv]RaDon> what is it
<[BaD]WiLD2> unreal://209.202.72.69:8110
<[Hv]RaDon> ok
*** [Hv]RaDon has left #beyondunreal
<[BaD]WiLD2> .. :-[
<[BaD]WiLD2> He's beginning to be a pain
*** [Hv]RaDon has joined #beyondunreal
<[Hv]RaDon> how do i make my own channel that will stay up for ever
<[Hv]RaDon> where do i go
<[UW]WiLD2> RaDon, we were supposed to play another game... >:-|
<[Hv]RaDon> i kniw i am doing something

So there you have it, folks. Another person that is on his way to earning a Darwin Award. The stupid git.

I had an awesome dream this morning just as I was waking up. I dreamt that I was a Canadian soldier in a Canadian infantry unit kicking some serious Nazi ass in the "hold the bridge/town" level of Day of Defeat 2 point Oh. I got in shit because I fell asleep when I was supposed to direct my attention to some spoiled-boy seargant of some sort. So I quickly polished my boots and jumped back into battle, but this time as Spiderman!!!
Well, there were three spiderman's. I was probably moreso the Ben Reilly of Spidermans. The clone, or something. The other spiderman was Spiderman 2000, I believe, or whatever the "future" spiderman is from the comics. That strays from the real path of Parker's life, so I don't even consider it. And the third Spidey was the man himself. Peter Parker. We swung/crawled through the level webbing up Nazis and generally making a good time of dodgine bullets. There is no better feeling than swinging through a city, or crawling around buildings. Well, perhaps having the super-hero ability to fly. Or, even better, sexorizing while flying.

Well, Blog was down today when I needed it the most. No rant from me, I forget it already. It was about Dransik, again, anyway. Some cake-ass accused me of stealing his loot. I had walked passed his loot and stood next to the castle wall. I'm a green monk. A green wizard walks up to his loot, picks it up and makes off with it. If I were stealing, I'd have run off with the loot. So the dumbass comes up to me and demands I give him his money (19 gold coins from a kobold). I told him it wasn't me who took it. He went on and on how he saw that I had taken it because his corpse was still next to it and he hadn't clicked to respawn yet. He gave in, I didn't steal it. He sulked off but not before calling me a loser. I helped the sumbitch. I told him who to look for. Ass.

Dransik, a MMORPG Ultima 1 clone has recently caught my attention. I decided I'd help out a fellow player. Never again, he turned out to be an ass. Pasted from the game, into IRC, where I expressed my dislike:

{WiLD`dransik> ****ing no-good whining prat *****es
{WiLD`dransik> kwacha: No
{WiLD`dransik> kwacha: Don't vulture
{WiLD`dransik> Wangus: Vulture?
{WiLD`dransik> kwacha: That's a bannable offence
{WiLD`dransik> Wangus: And vulture is...?
{WiLD`dransik> kwacha: Stealing other people's kills
{WiLD`dransik> Wangus: That's called helping in "real life"
{WiLD`dransik> kwacha: Baaaaad Monk
{boo-shem-ee> o_0
{WiLD`dransik> **** that. I'm not helping anyone ever again

Happy Birthday to my youngest sister, Nykol. She's a whole 21 years old today.
What did I do today? I found my Tie Fighter CD today. I was thinking it was X-Wing VS Tie-Fighter but I was wrong. It's not as good as I remember it. Today I downloaded a (currently) free MMORPG. It's called El Kardian which plays kind of like Ragnarok Online but with 3D models, and the game seems a bit slower, though you do level up faster.
Um, I think that's it. I watched StarWars Ep4 for the first time ever, last night, and I watched Ep5 for the first time ever, today. Going to the theatre to see Resident Evil is on my list of things to do. The end.

Matt Casamassina's first Memory Card sparked this little bit from me in IRC. I was totally unaware of this. Here's the conversation that follows. (Edited, of course. Not for content, but for structure)

{WiLD2> :O There's a sticker that comes with the GameCube memory card 59?!?!
* WiLD2 runs to the garbage pile in his room
{WiLD2> Whoa, there is a sticker for the GCN memory card
{WiLD2> good thing I never threw out the plastic packaging, I'd never have found the sticker then
* Peph wonders how long ago you bought it
{WiLD2> December 31
{Peph> lol
{Peph> You mean, you have to clean your bathroom like every 2 weeks but you haven't cleaned your room since December?
{WiLD2> I clean my bedroom regularly, but there's one corner of my room I just throw stuff. Not necessariy garbage that becomes biological waste (because donuts dry out and don't become toxic), but it is stuff that should get thrown in the garbage, probably.

So, no I really didn't know that there was a sticker for the Memory card. I picked the plastic packaging (still 80% sealed) and there it was, right up by the hole the metal hanger thingy pokes through. The sticker was (and still is) hidden inside the plastic packaging. This thing has reached relic status and I'm afraid to pull it out of it's plastic casing for Ph34r of breaking some sacriligeous taboo (which I just made up, minus the religious part). Ah hell, I want to put this thing on my Memory card.

* WiLD tears open the package to get at the sticker.
{WiLD2> JOY!!! There's TWO stickers!!!!!!

-Out

But wait! There's more!

{Peph> :)
{Peph> What do these stickers look like anyway?
{WiLD2> http://cubemedia.ign.com/cube/image/myfirstmemorycard.jpg
{WiLD2> Like that
{Peph> lol
{WiLD2> w00t, perfect application
{Peph> do they have different colored ones?
{WiLD2> mine is on straight, if a little to the left
{WiLD2> both grey, like that
{Peph> :(
{WiLD2> but there's probably colored stickers
{WiLD2> there is colored cards
{WiLD2> Uh oh, putting the long skinny sticker on the end of this is going to be tricky
{Peph> heehee
{WiLD2> :-/ a near perfect execution. At least it's still in the depression ;-)
* WiLD2 labels this card "A"

-The Real End

[3/13/2002 1:11:11 AM | WiLD2 ]
I read throught most of the comics I read through (10 comics) but I stopped after I had read through Penny-Arcade and all it's fun filled rants. I got so sidetracked after reading their news, I ended up reading two game reviews, I downloaded EditPlus (which I haven't used yet, though I probably should try). I then downloaded a movie (linked from P-A) of "Japangrish vs Bill Gates" in which Bill is asked questions by Japanese students and he tries to understand them as best he can. He also kicks some guys ass in Project Gotham Racing, head to head with a teenager.

That's my update, it's too late for much else.
-Sleep

(disregard the following time. It's a lie! ALL LIES!)

I upgraded to WinXP yesterday morning, from WinME, for the second time in two months. Upon doing so, Trend's PC-Cillin (again, I'm too lazy to post links, so just google it) stopped working. I was only 10 days into my 30 day trial (if that). So I downloaded it again, figuring "What the hell, it'll install again, won't it?"
Well, the fscking program didn't install again. After numerous downloads/attempted reinstalls, it would always come up with "MSIV Error Copying Files" or some such thing. So I thought to myself "Hey, self, why not edit the registry and take the image out of there". So I tried, and I couldn't find anything doing with Trend or PC-Cillin. Crap on that, a friend suggested a free Anti-Virus program. AVG. I'm guessing it means Anti-Virus... G. So I'll give that a whirl.

I haven't played Diablo 2 Lord of Destruction for the passed two months, and something clicked in my head {Your characters/accounts are deleted after 90 days of inactivity} so I reinstalled Diablo 2 and LoD (all 1.73 GB of it) just to play 20 seconds of each character. Well, I did do one Meph run with my lvl 83 Sorc, Matriarch SRC_WiLD, and I did the beginnings of a Bloody run with my Lvl 68 Assassin, Matriarch ASN_WiLD; both US West. Two accounts on US West, one on US East, secured for another 90 days.

I got Monster Rancher Advance this morning, I played it for almost an hour, maybe more. Anyway, in game time I played for a year and a half. My tablet word was "WaNG" spelled exactly like that, and I came out with Nessie the Loch Ness Monster. Oh, speaking of which, I'll have to ask my Scottish friend(s) if the Loch Ness Monster is supposed to look like a freaking blue/white seal with a long neck. Hrm, speaking of which, I want to get back to playing that. I'm ranked "B" thus you must Ph34r me. Now all I need is a GBA and a link cable and a certain game for my GameCube and I'll be technologically set.

You know, this is turning out to be one of those "monthly" things. You don't read this, I know you don't. You don't either, and unless you do read this, then there's no point in posting here, really. Happy birthday to my brother, Jiro. He's a whole 17 years old today.

Oh yeah, props, no.... mad props, to the new Blogger settings, this is really cool. I can wank and type at the same time and it's all because of you!

Worms Armageddon... I had my ass handed to me today by a girl. Pephemiemie, you really know how to play with your worm.
Advance Wars... (... is such a cool word!!! ... see) This is a really cool game. I have accomplished a rating of 96 points thus far, and am in possession of the Grey Rat medal. Ph34r me!!!
Um, I started playing Final Fantasy 5 again (arguably the best FF of the series. And if you don't agree with me, that's because it's arguably the best and what you say doesn't matter to me). I played it once before but I lost my save file just as I was going to the second world (about 40 hours of play time lost). So I'm playing again, yeah.
Serious Sam The First Encounter is a rux0r game, buy it now for the already discount price (The Second Encounter is really cheap, too).

Oh, IGN dot com is really starting to piss people off. Boycott them; or something. Refuse to pay, I deal with it, and it really sucks. What the hell? Only allowed "X" number of picture downloads before they lock that ability for the day. Llamas.

Is this the monster post yet? Resident Evil the MOVIE is only 3 days away. Mila Jovavich is a goddess, The Fifth Element (still my favorite movie) is proof, and she'll kick some zombie ass come this weekend. Blade 2 is 10 days away. Ari, you reading this yet? I'll kick your ass in the next game of Worms! I really will... or I'll try, anyway. Oh, who am I kidding, you'll win.
The end.

Oh yeah (attention deficite disorder much?) This sytem will (or does?) really sucks. It's Korean only right now and it can stay that way. It's no substitute for the GameBoy Advance, especially since the GBA is so much cheaper and superior.
The real end.

You know what? GameCube owns j0or nutz!!!11

Go buy one now, if you're still undecided over a PS2 or X-Box. GCN is cheap and their a buttload of games being released next month and the rest of Quarter 2. The games I'm most interested in playing are Super Mokey Ball (though I still haven't rented or bought it), Legend of Zelda GC, Star Fox Adventures: Dinosaur Planet, Metroid Prime (November release) and Phantasy Star Online v2.0 ,which, according to this here at GameSpy, it should have been released yesterday. But the dumbass' must have typo'd it because I've found no confirmation that it's actually out.

So if you're itching to get a next generation console, get the good old Nintendo for 30% cheaper than the PS2 or X-Box and enjoy yourself loads of fun with Super Smash Brothers Melee (excellent party game) and Super Monkey Ball (another excellent party game).

Yeah, MUDding took up the better part of a couple weeks, I levelled up my Thief to 18. Takes forever when the whole game consists of text. Then I forked over $84 for Diablo Battlechest and I've been playing that for the passed couple days. Ph34r mah Lvl 41 Assassin. I got Return To Castle Wolfenstein last night, installed it this morning, skipped school and played that all day. Good fun. More computer related stuff, my 12x CD-Writer that I bought 3 weeks ago died 4 days ago. I was playing Lord of Destruction (Diablo 2 Expansion) and suddenly the CD-Writer stops reading the CD. The tray won't open up and windows wouldn't load. Took that back to Radio Shack, spent $14 and upgraded to a 16x10x40 CD-Writer. Easy to install and get working, this thing pumps out 650+MB CDs in 6 minutes, those are Data CDs though, I haven't tried making audio CDs. That's it for computer stuff, now prepare for my G33K Penis.

AMD Duron 751MHz
Gigabyte 7ZX Motherboard
256MB PC-133 SD-Ram
Sound Blaster X-Gamer Live! 5.1
TNT2 32MB AGP
15" Monitor 1024x768x32
15GB Hard-Drive

And after Christmas I can expect a larger hard-drive, more ram, a better monitor and possibly a GeForce 3 or Ti 500

I have a wang.






Just thought you'd like to know that.

Hi and all that. I had a dream last night it included:
*My house beginning to burn down
*We all decide to go out to a party
*Come back and the house is almost all gone
*Fight the fire with... water
*Find woman in house
*We magically telleport back to the party, during the middle of it
*David Schwimmer is there and he's killing people with guns
*The kids there all go crazy-loco and start shooting people
*I'm left in the house with a few people but don't see them.
*Throw old tape-cassettes around to confuse the hostiles so I can run
*Seeing all blood and gore
*Hide in bathroom
*Hot blonde chick in bathroom
*Sex0riz3 hot blonde chick in bathroom
*Wake up

How's that for a kickass dream?
Oh yeah, I'm playing a MUD now. Multi-User Dungeon. It's the largest one on the internet, possible the largest MMORPG on the internet. Do you know what it's called?
Medievia and you can download the zMUD client Here. There's also a crack for the client (the game is free) that you can get from Cracks.am but be careful of those pr0n pop-ups. Enjoy.

17 year old me was dumb.
-27 year old me

The fish I bought two weeks ago is dead; or almost there any way. I'm sure if I poke him, he'd swim around before going belly up again. Good thing about working in a pet store is the 40% discount I get on all items in the store. That's a cheap $0.55 goldfish withouth the discount. I don't know why he died, he's in a 10 gallon tank by himself and doesn't get over fed. I've seen him eat his food once (but only that one time) and if he's starved to death, it's his own damn stupid fault :-D
Alright, today was a good day. I got to visit my sister and found out she's moving to the city I live in. I figured since I was already in town, I may as well stop in at work, Sharla asked for my help so I got a 6 hour shift in today. Didn't get a break, though, but that's ok 'cause Subway is only a block away. Loaded Original Pizza subs own you! Come to think of it, that was the only thing I ate today.


More dumb stuff from a 17 year old version of myself that the 27 year old version my myself is not proud of.
-27 year old me

Yesterday was pretty cool. I woke up and was getting ready to go to work at 1pm like Sharla told me to and she calls me. Now I don't have to go to work untl 2 so I've got an extra hour to just sit around and do absolutely nothing. 1:25 comes around and I figure I should eat or something because it's a 15 or 20 minute ride into town to the Pet Store. I left at 1:45 and got into the store just at 2pm. Sharla immediately had me cleaning mouse cages. I had to scoop shavings out of the cages and aquariums with mice in them and there was crap all in there. It was good fun.
Not to bore anybody with details, the rest of the night I was scraping algae out of tanks (I scraped about 13 of them) before I was informed that it was closing time. I thought Damn, time went by fast but probably only because I wasn't wearing a watch. So I'm giving birds and rodents their food and water for the night and these two girls show up. They (without permission) open the ferret cage behind me and take the ferret out. I didn't mind because these girls were cute, so I let them hold it while I was picking mouse doodoo and shavings out of the food in the cages.
The girls leave, I'm mopping floors and Sharla (the manager) asks me So, do you think you still want to work here? and I said Oh yeah. Sure so she said Good, here's your schedule and she began to laugh. Angela commented That's some way to hire somebody. So I got the job. I work 54 hours over the next two weeks at $8 and that is r0xoR.
Oh yeah, I found out from Angela that all the girls are older than me. Angela is 21 and she's the youngest, so go figure. The other girls are 22 to 25. The cutest of them all, Lisa, who I would have thought was 19 is actually 25, married and has two children. Damn. At least there's always one hot honey that comes into the store per day.

I dunno how this thing works. I'll pretend that I'm Tycho over at Penny-Arcade with teh L33T rant that he always has in store.
Is this thing supposed to be a "Dear fricking Diary"? I've never had one of those, too girly, thus the name of this "diary" is B33R. If you don't know what that means, then get the hell out of my blog.
I applied for a job at a local pet store a couple weeks ago and got a phone call for an interview a week later, it went really good so the manager lady called me back and got me to come in today for a trial shift. I don't know if I get payed for it, but it was cool. The only staff at that store are all female and mostly my age, which makes that place the coolest place to be. There's two people who are older, the manager and her #1 assistant girl person. The girls are all hot, but I don't think Sharla (the manager) likes it or would like it if I ever got too involved or close to either of the other staff.
Anyway, I had fun today. I cleaned fish tanks, scooped dead fish out of the tanks. Got to meet all the hot co-workers. Played with reptiles and fish... however I don't think that every day is like that. Today was one of the more busy days (but not the busiest, I've been informed) and it went pretty smooth. Kinda sucks that I'm not being payed for it. Oh well, I go back tomorrow for another 4 hour shift... which reminds me, that's less than 12 hours of sleep and I need that time to *gasp* sleep. So screw you all, I'm going to bed.

How's that for my first post?

OK, after posting this thing to the web I get confronted by this ugly pink web page. wtf is up with that? There's got to be some option around here to let me fully customized this thing. I'm off, again.